i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius


i think what makes theatre so amazing is that its performed on a stage literally one stage can take you anywhere during any time period try and tell me thats not rad as hell


*uses hot laptop to relieve cramps*


the horror and concentration on his face

I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.
—Roald Dahl (via lexestrex)


tall boys



this hit me like a load of bricks.