sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpio: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

the11supernovas:

oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

c.  clintparton